I may look innocent but goddamn my thoughts are filthier than a whore’s mind
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Hi. My name is Chase and I'm from a place in Alabama that barely got put on the map. I enjoy reading. I'm a trombonist and a pianist.
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I may look innocent but goddamn my thoughts are filthier than a whore’s mind
(Source: wankbankofamerica)
hey i just met you
and this is jay z
but heres beyonce
and blue their baby
bookstores and libraries should be like churches, man
you’re not allowed to judge anyone in a bookstore no matter what kind of books they’re looking at
literary nuts can read trashy romance novels
adults can sit cross legged on the floor and read picture books
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4 million and counting
5 million
This should get to 10 million, come on people.
Always reblog when it comes up on my dash.
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OH MY GOD OKAY SO I WAS AT MY FRIEND NICK’S HOUSE AND HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO HIS PARENTS AND HE SAID “mom dad i’m straight…” AND THEY LOOKED SO CONFUSED BUT THEN HE SAID “STRAIGHT UP BISEXUAAAAAALLLLL” AND LEAPED OUT OF THE ROOM I’M NOT JOKING THIS IS HIS IDEA OF COMING OUT I’M GOING TO PISS.
EVERYTHING IS SO FUNNY RIGHT NOW. i MEAN, JUST LOOK AT THIS.
sorry about the caps lock…to lazy to go back and fix it.
I’m really sorry.
this picture is my life
Whoever says gay people shouldn’t have children, look at this picture and go fuck yourself.
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